in case you woke up this morning, and felt like you wanted a little absurd with yr coffee... some of my favorite moments:
LC: ...Ah, your foot came toward mine, mine came towards yours, was that natural? I don't know. Did we bump? Yes. I think we did. You said so. I don't disagree with that.
DK: Okay. I don't want to get into a pissing match here.
(later, in take 2)
DK: Okay. Did you do anything with your feet?
LC: Positioned them, I don't know. I don't know at the time. I'm a fairly wide guy.
DK: I understand.
LC: I had to spread my legs.
DK: Okay.
LC: When I lower my pants so they won't slide.
(SERIOUSLY? yes, ok, thank you senator for explaining the choreography for us--it all makes perfect sense now.)
DK: Embarrassing, embarrassing. No wonder why we're going down the tubes.
(well spotted, Karsnia.)
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omigod. it's cnn, right next to the people.com tab on yr computer. gross craig and his bathroom sex solicitations. listen, i know it's not what we do (news), but this is what i've been met with in the mornings lately. it's messing with my happy.
best line: I'm a fairly wide guy.
Thank you for the larger font.
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