The Battlefield Where the Girls Say I Love You



That's just the thing: we will never tell you we love you. In fact, we're here only to hold hands across state lines and yell at the world. We're here to try to touch you across this chasm of flown things. Not even that. At most, I will teach you how to make a gin smoothie when there's nothing left in the house. Hannah can teach you several languages and what to do when your car breaks up with you. Thanks for coming out.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

people don't dance no more; all they do is this: the interview

well, this whole interview thing was bound to come to a screeching halt. here, hannah wants to post the second course...yadda, yadda, yadda. but, i think there should be increments. i mean, this isn't--suddenly--rachel ray and moesha.

so i said, stupidly, "songs."

love songs. break-up songs. dance songs.

this is, by far, one of the dumber blogging decisions i've made.

best dance song ever?

AT THE SAME TIME:

me: people don't dance no more. all they do is this. or, i'm a hustler baby. i just want you to know. it ain't where i been, but where i'm 'bout to go...

hannah: gershwin? "summertime," maybe? are we talking a fox trot or what?

later, i call her to talk break-up songs.

me: IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY! IT CAN'T BE THAT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. sheryl crow. obvi.

hannah (crying): ohmygod. "passing afternoon." iron and wine. saddest song. or warren zevon's--

me: warren g?

hannah: NNNNOOOOOOO! zevon. "keep me in your heart for awhile."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ryan adams-heartbreaker...every song. makes me want to dance...in my puddle of tears.

hannah said...

i can't believe you publicly declared allegiance to sheryl crow. i really dislike her music. and that song... shudder.

michele, dead-on. also i think i still have yr brandi carlisle cd.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!. Y'all!!. Ya'll should totally do like the best celeb couple EVER next. OMG!!. Like I totally would pick Brangelina cuz they're like totally saving the Africas. OMG!!. Y'all!!. I totally love this blog, y'all!!. Tomkat would completely be my numeros dose, y'all. OMG!!. Ya'll!!. Kat is so pretty, y'all and TC is just, OMG!!. One word, y'all. Shirly Cruise is the cutest babay EVER. She would totally get my vote like if you do that list next.

Mamie said...

eric, you're such a bitch.

more importantly, you're about 6 months behind. kate hudson and lance armstrong! pete and ashlee! sex and the city premiere!!!!

bitch.