The Battlefield Where the Girls Say I Love You



That's just the thing: we will never tell you we love you. In fact, we're here only to hold hands across state lines and yell at the world. We're here to try to touch you across this chasm of flown things. Not even that. At most, I will teach you how to make a gin smoothie when there's nothing left in the house. Hannah can teach you several languages and what to do when your car breaks up with you. Thanks for coming out.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

mickey rourke arrested for DUI on a vespa.

oh, i'm sorry. that was the post.

6 comments:

mendacious said...

well it's like bill murray getting arrested on a golf cart.

eric said...

I thought MR died.

A guy, not famous and in Australia, was convicted of DUI on a skateboard.

Cue said...

According to my brother, one can be arrested for a DUI on anything with wheels. Rollerblades, golf carts, bikes... it's an amazing world we live in.

wrdcreater said...

The government controlling the masses....Again. I think you should only get a DUI if you can kill someone with your vehicle. i.e. a scooter might hurt you , but it would be hard to get hit by one and die, and same with bikes, skateboards, etc. Land of the Free my ass.

eric said...

Wait. Isn't it ok to break the rule as long as we know the rule? Drinking and then getting on/slash in something wheeled and writing are the same thing, yes?

Anonymous said...

could you imagine mickey and faye dunaway in barfly, as they appear now? it would be like a rob zombie film. what happened to that cute guy from diner? hollywood is like a woodchipper.