The Battlefield Where the Girls Say I Love You



That's just the thing: we will never tell you we love you. In fact, we're here only to hold hands across state lines and yell at the world. We're here to try to touch you across this chasm of flown things. Not even that. At most, I will teach you how to make a gin smoothie when there's nothing left in the house. Hannah can teach you several languages and what to do when your car breaks up with you. Thanks for coming out.

Monday, March 31, 2008

aaron sings the blues

i've been meaning to blog, but the kids are leaving so soon i can't do anything but stave off the hysterics by watching 'dancing with the stars' online. i don't care! i'm out of shows.

anyway, i was going to do this whole funny blog, but i don't have the heart for it. the kids are leaving. and they're perfect. the way they eat plastic toys is perfect. the possessed sleepwalking is ADORABLE. i even smiled fondly tonight as aaron ran into me with his plate of lasagna. how fucking cute and aaronish of him, i thought as i scraped the cheese off my belly with a spatula.

it's clear i'm in no shape for blogging. the only thing i'm good for is blaring 'handle with care' while weeping and eating chocolate. so make sure the volume's up:


2 comments:

Cue said...

Aw, man... sometimes chocolate and wine are the only ways to go. I'm sorry. :( Shitty.

Anonymous said...

We've never met, but I feel you on the Wilburys-n-chocolate.