The Battlefield Where the Girls Say I Love You



That's just the thing: we will never tell you we love you. In fact, we're here only to hold hands across state lines and yell at the world. We're here to try to touch you across this chasm of flown things. Not even that. At most, I will teach you how to make a gin smoothie when there's nothing left in the house. Hannah can teach you several languages and what to do when your car breaks up with you. Thanks for coming out.

Monday, February 25, 2008

an homage to"once" kicking that amy adams person in the ass.

so "once" took home the oscar. in the face of that "enchanted" trainwreck. for some reason, this also makes me think we CAN elect a democrat to office this term. in other news, because hannah took home the oscar for most evasive friend of this season, i've taken up hobbies that might impress her: embedding. i've made a play list that has no exposition/warm-up, no denoument/cool down. in fact, i've worried little about the composition of this thing. don't care. consider it, oh i don't know, a cubist example of the disenfranchisement of the individual. whatever you need to tell yourself.

hannah's been preoccupied lately with things that aren't me, so, naturally, i'm doing what she doesn't think i'm capable of to rouse her back to a state of love.
enjoy.

10 comments:

hannah said...

sn't it enough that you've collected every other heart something something.... ok, it's too early for gone with the wind.

this is insane. i'm not evasive. it's like you're picking a fight when i'm holding your hand and looking at you adoringly.

in other news, the boombox you're holding over your head is playing all the best music in the world.

eric said...

I actually yelled out 'YES!' when they announced the winner of best song.


Father Figure by George Michael? *snickers*

Mamie said...

and again, e, you find that my OWN USE OF IRONY MIGHT BE LOST ON ME.

and, to steve: i know it must be impossible to see through your haze of blogger anti-decorum, but i win.

eric said...

I quit.

JaySlacks said...

Hannah's busy? We talked on ichat last night for, like, an hour. But, I'm a good listener

hannah said...

don't listen to jarv. he's high.

also: embedding?? it's just come home to me what this means. i'd be worried if it weren't for conversations b/w us that go: ok, ok, now copy. and paste. no, no. it's all wrong.

hannah said...

the ad right now:

POEMS.
Huge selection of poems items.

don't worry, i'll post soon and the asian babes will be back.

T. said...

did someone say asian babes?

stevie.lynne.kohler@gmail.com said...

ouch, mamie

sallylynn said...

oh my god, i clearly need to visit more often. a mix cd for the blog?! i love that r.l. burnsides song -- and i haven't heard it since i had penguin reception, two years ago.

here, we have a) country, b) christian talk radio, c) country, d) all mellencamp all the time, e) christian country, f) maybe we can convince mellencamp to play christian country?