warning: even more insipid than usual

so, i'm (mamie) out with two guy friends from work last night. one gets drunk enough and tells me i'm "mesmerizing." champagne comes out of my nose. it'd be like me saying, "you know, i've always found you so...dapper." anyway, i'm clapping and laughing (clearly not the intended response). he says, "but, you know, i found your blog. and the pictures of you on there are atrocious. seriously. awful." i begin to sweat. i'm THAT vain. i become immediately concerned that all 7 blog viewers find me physically atrocious. it's midnight. i'm whipping around, looking for a tanning bed, a gym, anything...don't be surprised if glamour shots start going up one by one, in all their cowboy hatted, feather boaed glory.